Hypothetical Conversation of the Week
Back in January, on the Aurora I had commented on a post with a fictitious conversation between an Iranian leader and an employee discussing lunch plans. See Link in title, but I thought this would be an adequate idea to add to our weekly posts on The Jersey Devil since we all know that while the truth is often stranger than fiction, it doesn't sell newspapers...So without further interruption I present our very own Hypothetical Conversation of the Week:
Setting: Bodie Miller's hippie parent's trailer park
Situation: One week before the Olympics
Dude#1 says: Yo, Bodie-man, what's up with the Olympics bro? You bringing home the golden nuggets, dude?
Dude#2 says: 'Sup man, you gonna shout us out on GMA and get that Katie Couric chick's digits?
Dude#3 says: True dat, Bodie...represent over in Italy kid. Don't let the United States down. The way things are going, we want the world to see that while we rock...we are also totally serious about winning and being good winners, bro. Be prepared, rest up and kick some Olympian ass...Snarf!
Dude#4 says: You guys need to lay off the pipe, man. Bodie's been gone for a week already. He had photo shoots and stuff. Remember, he wanted to go early and hit the bars and check out the scene...Seriously, put the bong down.
Brad Pitt says: Yo Bodie, pick up a six pack and some cleaning products while your out.
Dude#4 says: Bodie's gone dude...put the bong down.
Brad Pitt says: Don't condescend me, man.
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28 Comments:
they had games and music, these things are forbidden!
dig the new name, although to really inflate my ego, call it "sermon on the mount".
That's a little too close to blasphemous for me Rev., and while I am probably already going to hell...
This Blog really sucks. Why do you talk about stupid shit?
Why does it hurt when you pee...I'm not sure, maybe you should ask your Vet...pussy, Kerwin. I'd tell you what I thought of your blog but you don't have a hair on your ass, so you troll around biting off other people. Good luck with that, loser.
PS - come back soon, Kerwin.
Why do you talk about stupid shit? I'll tell you why we talk about stupid shit. most of our writing is based on our observations.
Thanks Rev...I feel bad about my potty mouth actually but sadly to pseudo quote Lauren Hill, sometimes you have to drop a mutha f'er so those ignant blah blahs hear me...It's alright though, we need a pariah around here...kinda livens up the place.
How do I set up an identity? I want to prove that I am not this Kerwin person you all say I am.
Just go to: http://www.blogger.com/start
& create an account...you do not have to set up a blog.
No one is saying you're Kerwin...You are a Kerwin. A Kerwin is someone who is anonymous. It's just a goof. If you're the Seton Hall fan/guy, that's all it was...Kerwin's my bro's friend and an aquaintance of mine. Occasionally he disappears and thus becomes anonymous...hence the aforementioned nickname.
can you fix that sentence so that i can respond to it, dick!
Sieg Heil Colonel...You should change the f u to F.U. because as it is right now, blogger and some other entities might object...just food for thought. I remove the "Kerwin" label we stamped on you. What do you think will SHU dance come tournament time...?
Thanks...I was Canadian Bacon there for the purposes of your Canadian homo comment...I'm actually Irish and wasn't aware of any original White Africans...I know the Belgium people went there for ready made slaves and to rape the landscape (similar to Europeons in the U.S. in regards to the Indians) but I wasn't aware of any Aboriginal White Africans.
Oh, so your family isn't from Africa...they are from Holland but you want to claim it as your own...They subjugated Africans, measured their noses, categorized their skin tone, forced language and religion upon them, and call themselves original. My family came to America around 1865, but Irish had already been coming to America for a whil so I am the Semi-Original White Irish Uneducated American. You should watch some documentaries about Rwanda and see how much good the real original white Africans did there...I'm not trying to insult you but you are insulting me (i.e. uneducated American simpleton)...Look for depth before you make an unwarranted insult...I was asking you a question not trying to insult you...doing what you do makes you look like a simpleton...like putting fuck you in your name.
Oh and I guess it was pretty appropriate that I said sieg heil...steal any diamonds lately?
I really don't remember claiming any similarity between the two groups...actually, I pointed one major difference out. They arrived and left at different times. Our people did leave their homeland for different reasons...Nothing simple about that...The Irish had already been through a potato famine (several different famines, potato included) which had been raging across Europe for about 25 years...The faimine isn't why they left. They left because of another imperialitic country, named England. There was plenty of food including fish, cattle, fruits and vegetables...It just so happens that the English were stealing all the good food and left the Irish with the poison potatos and in some cases just grass to eat (look up green mouth which the English in all their superiority named the Irish who were starving to the point of actually eating sod). Over a twenty five year stretch, one million Irish died and another million left for America and many to Australia (poor starving debtors nicely named by the English as criminals)...Nothing simple about that...so if you want to take their history lightly, do you mind if I do the same to you?
You are a wonderful human being! It's not surprising that you stopped by a site with "Devil" in the title...good luck with that...and if I needed help with anything...I would go somewhere else. I like having my soul.
Yes, you are a dominant people...You've done wonders in Africa. People are pretty well off there, huh? A strong successful continent that you've built, right? Uncontrollable Aids, unmanageable debt to the World Bank (to build roads no uses or needs), people homeless and starving with a growing refugee problem...you should be very proud of your accomplishments. America with all of it's wealth, power, and domestic peace is very jealous of you, assuredly...Do you know what sarcasm is?
What's your point? If you think the Africanners had nothing to do with the demise of a once great country you are wrong...Are you saying it was the blacks (the original Africans)who have caused all of the problems on the continent? Did the blacks over mine the continent...raping the natural resources...and did the blacks leave when things got hot? No, they were left to struggle with the mess that was handed to them...not to say that it was White Africans alone who did this but to deny any culpability and put it all on the blacks is just wrong...and probably a little ugly on the side.
What protestant bastardardized form of Catholiscism do you practice...Everyone's a little bit racist but you are approaching third reich like bigotry. Good luck with that, I'm sure you're a lot of fun to hang out with at parties.
Catholic means universal...It is the original faith of the beleivers of Jesus Christ. Anyone who practices a Christian religion is therfore practicing a derivative of the Catholic faith (i.e. protestant bastardized form of Catholicscism). I know you're not Catholic. You are probably Baptist, Calvinist, Lutheran, etc...All faiths that were born from Catholiscism when the originators got sick of the Church as a whole and corruption or simply got tired of following stringent rules (i.e. Henry the King of England who simply wanted to get divorced). Most any religion frowns upon you looking upon anyone as inferior since we were all born from God...came from the same well of souls. This is why I asked what religion you practice...However, I am beginning to think that you probably think of yourself as God since you like to parcel out judgements pretty haphazardly (there is only one judge).
There is only one judge and you my friend are not Him...Good luck with that...
All of this from a simple commentary on Bodie Miller being an idiot...pretty underwhelming.
WOW and i thought bodie miller wasnt good for anything?....oh and did ya notice that Ireland beats up on The South African Cluband the All Blacks of New Zealand, when ever the play (there is no african all white team)...Six Nations Rugby Rules!...The Real Kerwin would be ashamed that you had his name for a while, sorry Kerwin...
I'm outta my league on this one as I don't know anything about Rugby or Celtic Football...strictly American sports for me and I have enough trouble finding the time to keep track of that...
And you are a well traveled racist...good luck with that...
Oh by the way Corporal Dick, I am American and proud of it...my heritage is Irish and I'm proud of that as well...but first I am an American. You are probably to consumed with hate (i.e. You only have seen such things where the White Africans are not present. South Africa when the White African was in control was one of the most productive countries in the world.) Your hatred for America is understandable since most hatred is just manifested through jealousy...jealousy of a prosperous powerful nation. But if you ever talk badly of America or it's people again, I will personally smack you in the mouth, you shortsighted ignorant loser. You got a problem with that?
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