Thursday, April 13, 2006

BBQ Season in Full Effect - Bring on the Weiners!











After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine....
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine......
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.......

This Public Service Announcement was brought to my attention by the major playa' over at the Aurora - Senor Donkeyhue

Click the link in the title if you wanna learn mo' about BBQ. For real though you gots to checka check this site out...and by all means, Ask the MeatMan!

4 Comments:

At 7:41 AM, April 14, 2006, Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2008 whispered...

you left out the part about the man making sure nobody steals the TV remote.

 
At 8:55 AM, April 14, 2006, Blogger Mookie McFly whispered...

You got me....reverse sexism. Accept I didn't write it. Just one of those spam forwarded email things...More or less I just want everyone to recognize the BBQ is on! I was trying to elicit a reaction from one person in particular...a certain horn headed Jerseyan who shall remain nameless. He likes to be the grill master...and he's pretty darn good. Gots to give credit where credit is due.

 
At 10:07 AM, April 14, 2006, Blogger Mookie McFly whispered...

Oh and I "except" your comments...I must have dropped myself on my head recently. Bad grammar...bad grammar...stupid, stupid!

 
At 5:28 PM, April 19, 2006, Blogger Mr Accountable whispered...

Dude. My parent's house exactly.

 

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