Its time to give the real devil her due

Today I gave the real devil her due...The I.R.S. This devil is a greedy bitch that not only takes her share on a stick of gum but on a shot of whiskey. She out ranks me in the evil chain of command downstairs. Do you know how hard it is to make money when its legal and then this cold hearted son of a bitch comes out of no-where and sticks her hand in my pocket and not in a good way. I know all you smokers I see shoveling coal in the fire in purgatory know what I'm talking about.
Taxes are killing me, cant I get an Underworld Boss discount...Nooo.
When is that life sucking bitch gonna stop taking and start giving, like a good woman should. We should at least get a free case of beer out of this deal, although she would probally want to talk to us while were drinking it and ruin all the fun it would bring. At least baseball has started and maybe I will get to see a game live sooner or later.
I need to find a sugar momma who likes angry, sarcastic, shanty potatoe eatin bastards like myself, but good women like that are hard to keep for more the a night or two. And the others you have to let go before they press charges.
Anybody want to get beer and watch the boxing match tonight followed by the Yankees game tonight...Gadfly if your home from Boston this means you...