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We intend to give you daily coverage of games, standing for the NL & AL East teams as well as special fetures, possible interviews (if Jay Horowitz the Mets PR man would retrun my calls!) and so much more! Keep on top of the action and as always -

Lets Go Mets!

Freak(s) of the Week

He said Anna never had a serious conversation with representatives from Playboy, and that her attire at the party was "not as revealing as people say it is. The only thing they fed off is when she kind of bent over and someone took a picture of it. It's an exaggeration of the truth, and now the Mets are going to miss out on a quality starter and the Orioles are going to benefit."

"Some people are already seeing the trade as a negative thing. There are a lot of things that don't add up when it comes to the reasoning behind it," he said. "There's a lot of heresy, a lot of rumors floating around about the reason why. Lately, a lot of people are suspecting foul play in terms of one thing being said and the truth being different."

Can you spell delusional? Come on Kris, be honest. When your wife says publicly that she will sleep with everyone in the organization from players to grounds crew if you ever cheat on her...what do you expect. Your wife is a wack job who says more dumb stuff on a daily basis than Jessica Simpson in a season of Newlyweds. She got you traded because of her behavior. The bitch is a freak and now she is divorcing you. Don't be jealous because your old team is good now and realized they are better without you and your ding bat wife...now you're being the freak too saying that you think it was blown out of proportion. Why would your wife dress the least bit slutty to a charity event for kids? How can't you see it? Good riddance freak.

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The Irishman & His First Game

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game.
As the first batter got a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!"
The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!"
The next batter got up and also got a hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!"
The Irish man jumped up yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
The third batter got up, got ball 1... ball 2 ... ball 3 ... ball 4.
The umpire yelled, "Take your base!"
The batter jogged to the base.
The Irish man jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, for he has four balls!"
The Irish man's jaw dropped, and he turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

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Lets Go Mets!!!

Freak(s) of the Week

It's Just A Game Focker!

Hot Chick in Burka of the Week

Over at the Aurora, they have a Mascot of the Week (See Current) so being the upstanding fine gentlemen that we are, we won't bite off of it...but that doesn't mean we don't love the ladies. Plus since I am off tomorrow for St. Patrick's Day as a rule, I figured this would be a good way to say "Beat It" until the next time.

PS - Colonel Forfa, hit the link for St.Patrick's Day and find thee some salvation

Family Guy Quote for the Extended Weekend

This will have to do for a little bit, due to the extended weekend (St. Patrick's Month) Hope you all enjoy!!!



Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.

McNamara's Tournament."

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Best Conference Ever!

Lets Go SHU NCAA TOURNAMENT BOUND!!!

the pipes the pipes are calling

Dont forget that the Morristown, West Orange and Jersey City Parades are this weekend...Rock out with your pipes out!...Someone buy me a pint of Guinness !

ST. PATRICK'S DAY ITINERARY

St. Patrick's Day Itinerary

Slainte!

THANKS TO THE SHAMROCKETSHIP FOR THE STOLEN LIST!


THE OFFICIAL ITINERARY

“As mentioned in The Irish Voice”


FEBRUARY

FRI. 17TH McSORLEY’S OLD ALE HOUSE 152ND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!
McSorley’s Old Ale House, East 7TH Street, NYC 11AM – 6PM

FRI. 17TH “FLOGGING MOLLY”, live at The Starland Ballroom, Sayreville, NJ
www.floggingmolly.com

FRI. 17TH “THE PRODIGALS”, live at Paddy Reilly’s Music Bar, Manhattan, NYC
www.prodigals.com

SAT. 18TH McSORLEY’S OLD ALE HOUSE, 152ND YEAR “and 1 day” CELEBRATION!
McSorley’s Old Ale House, East 7TH Street, NYC 1PM – ??

SUN. 19TH GLASGOW CELTIC vs. DUNFERMLINE!, Irish-American Club, Kearny, NJ
www.celticfc.co.uk

SUN. 19TH HOBOKEN PARADE FUNDRAISER, OLG School, 5TH and Willow, Hoboken, NJ
5:00 PM. $50.00 (buffet, open bar, live music from Kevin Guerin & Round the House)

SUN. 19TH BELMAR PARADE FUNDRAISER, Boat House Bar, Belmar, NJ
3:00 – 7:00 PM. Billy Lawlor Band

THU. 23RD GRAND MARSHALL RALLY FOR Grand Marshall of the 2006 Nutley, NJ Parade and Officer in The Ironbound Irish! The Hamilton Pub, Newark, NJ, 5:30-8:30. $30.00 open bar (beer, wine, soda)

FRI. 24TH “BLACK ‘47”, live at The Stone Pony, Asbury Park, NJ
www.black47.com

FRI. 24TH “THE PRODIGALS”, live at Paddy Reilly’s Music Bar, Manhattan, NYC
www.prodigals.com

SAT. 25TH “BLACK ‘47”, live at Connolly’s, 45TH Street near 6TH Avenue, NYC
www.black47.com

SUN. 26TH IRELAND vs. WALES, 6 Nations Rugby, Mulligan’s, 1ST Street,
Hoboken, NJ 10AM www.setanta.com


MARCH



WED. 01ST “DROPKICK MURPHY’S”, live at The Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.dropkickmurphys.com

FRI. 03RD “THE SAW DOCTORS”, live at Irving Plaza, NYC.
http://sawdoctors.com/index.htm

FRI. 03RD “THE WOLFE TONES”, live at The Newport Comfort Company, Keansburg, NJ
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

SAT. 04TH NUTLEY, NEW JERSEY PARADE – GRAND MARSHALL SEAN O’NEILL!
HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY PARADE – Helmer’s Bar, 11TH Street



MOUNT HOLLY, NEW JERSEY PARADE



ROCKAWAY, QUEENS, NEW YORK PARADE

ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA PARADE

SAT. 04TH GLASGOW CELTIC vs. ABERDEEN, Irish-American Club, Kearny, NJ
www.celticfc.co.uk

SAT. 04TH “THE SAW DOCTORS”, live at Irving Plaza, NYC.
http://sawdoctors.com/index.htm

SAT. 04TH “HOTHOUSE FLOWERS”, live at BB Kings, NYC.
www.bbkingblues.com

SAT. 04TH “THE WOLFE TONES”, live at The Pearl River Elks Club, Rockland County, NY
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

SUN. 05TH BELMAR, NEW JERSEY PARADE – Kelly’s Bar, Neptune, NJ

QUEENS, NEW YORK PARADE

STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK PARADE

SUN. 05TH “THE WOLFE TONES”, live at Cryan’s Ale House, North Branch, NJ
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

WED. 08TH “THE WOLFE TONES”, live at Halligan’s Bar, West Orange, NJ
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

THU. 09TH “THE COMMITMENTS”, live at BB Kings, NYC
www.bbkingblues.com

THU. 09TH “THE WOLFE TONES”, live at Eamonn Doran’s, Brooklyn, NY
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

SAT. 11TH IRELAND v. SCOTLAND, 6 Nations Rugby, Mulligan’s, 1ST St, Hoboken, NJ 10:30AM www.setanta.com

SAT. 11TH MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY PARADE – Knights O’Columbus to The Dublin Pub

UNION, NEW JERSEY PARADE

ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY PARADE – The Irish Pub

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY PARADE

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY PARADE

SOUTH AMBOY, NEW JERSEY PARADE

SPARTA, NEW JERSEY PARADE

MOBILE, ALABAMA PARADE

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS PARADE

PHOENIX, ARIZONA PARADE

SEDONA, ARIZONA PARADE

HERMOSA BEACH, CALIFORNIA PARADE

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA PARADE

DENVER, COLORADO PARADE – Brendan’s Bar

HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT PARADE

DELRAY BEACH, FLORIDA PARADE – The Blue Anchor

DAVENPORT, IOWA PARADE

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS (DOWNTOWN) PARADE

NAPERVILLE, ILLINOIS PARADE

BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA PARADE – McGivern’s Pub!

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND PARADE

GRAND LEDGE, MICHIGAN PARADE

DETROIT, MICHIGAN PARADE

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI PARADE

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA PARADE

WHITE PLAINS, NEW YORK PARADE

MOUNT KISCO, NEW YORK PARADE

ROCHESTER, NEW YORK PARADE

NORTHERN WESTCHESTER CO., NEW YORK PARADE

TOLEDO, OHIO PARADE

NORRISTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA PARADE

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA PARADE

SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA PARADE

YORK, PENNSYLVANIA PARADE

NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND PARADE

SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS PARADE

HOUSTON, TEXAS PARADE

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH PARADE

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON PARADE

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN PARADE

WASHINGTON, DC PARADE

OTTAWA, CANADA PARADE

YOKOHAMA, JAPAN PARADE

SAT. 11TH “THE POGUES with THE SAW DOCTORS”, live at The Borgata, Atlantic City, NJ
http://sawdoctors.com/index.htm

SUN. 12TH GLASGOW CELTIC vs. HIBERNIAN!, Irish-American Club, Kearny, NJ

www.celticfc.co.uk

SUN. 12TH

KEARNY, NEW JERSEY PARADE – Graham’s Bar to The Irish-American Club

WEST ORANGE, NEW JERSEY PARADE – The Hat to Dangler’s Funeral Home

JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY PARADE – PJ Ryan’s

BERGENFIELD, NEW JERSEY PARADE

SOMERVILLE, NEW JERSEY PARADE

WOODBRIDGE, NEW JERSEY PARADE

TUSCON, ARIZONA PARADE

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA PARADE

NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT PARADE

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS (SOUTHSIDE) PARADE – The Cork and Kerry Pub

SHAWNEE, KANSAS PARADE

WORCESTER, MASSACHUSETTS PARADE

ABINGTON, MASSACHUSSETS PARADE

LAWRENCE, MASSACHUSSETTS PARADE

PORTLAND, MAINE PARADE

KINGSTON, NEW YORK PARADE

ROCKY POINT, NEW YORK PARADE

EASTCHESTER, NEW YORK PARADE

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK PARADE

CINCINNATI, OHIO PARADE

PHILADELPHIA, PENN PARADE – Union Hall, 5TH and Willow

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA PARADE

MONTREAL, CANADA PARADE

TORONTO, CANADA PARADE

VANCOUVER, CANADA PARADE

LONDON, ENGLAND PARADE

HUDDERSFIELD, ENGLAND PARADE

MUNICH, GERMANY PARADE – Hoffbrau House

KYOTO, JAPAN PARADE

TOKYO, JAPAN PARADE

WED. 15TH

“LEAHY”, live at Joe’s Pub, NYC.
www.leahymusic.com
WED. 15TH

“HOTHOUSE FLOWERS”, live at The World Café, Philadelphia, PA
www.worldcafelive.com

THU. 16TH

“THE POGUES”, live at The Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.pogues.com

THU. 16TH

“THE WOLFE TONES”, live at Connolly’s Bar, 45TH and Broadway, NYC

www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

THU. 16TH

2006 YOUNG IRISHMAN OF THE YEAR: KENNY “THE HERO” MAGUIRE!
THE FRIENDLY SONS OF ST. PATRICK’S 104TH ST. PAT’S DINNER
Mayfair Farms, West Orange, NJ


HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRI. 17TH

NEW YORK CITY PARADE! --- “THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL”!
Marching with County Armagh.
First post-parade stop will be Fitzpatrick’s, 56TH & Lex.

FRI. 17TH

HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS PARADE

ENCINO, CALIFORNIA PARADE

TALLAHASSE, FLORIDA PARADE

AUGUSTA, GEORGIA PARADE

SAVANNAH, GEORGIA PARADE – River Street

CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA PARADE

DES MOINES, IOWA PARADE

TWIN FALLS, IDAHO PARADE

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA PARADE

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI PARADE

ST. PATRICK, MISSOURI PARADE

CLEVELAND, OHIO PARADE

IDAHO FALLS, IDAHO PARADE

DUBLIN, IRELAND PARADE – O’Donoghue’s Pub

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK PARADE

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA PARADE

FRI. 17TH

7TH ANNUAL ALL-STAR IRISH ROCK REVUE, BOWERY BALLROOM, NYC
www.roguesmarch.com
… my favorite event of 2005! Dozens of bands! 8PM

FRI. 17TH

“THE POGUES”, live at The Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.pogues.com

SAT. 18TH

IRELAND vs. ENGLAND, 6 Nations Rugby, Mulligan’s, 1ST St, Hoboken, NJ 12:30 PM
www.setanta.com

SAT. 18TH

RINGWOOD, NEW JERSEY PARADE

SEA ISLE CITY, NEW JERSEY PARADE

HIGHLANDS, NEW JERSEY PARADE

HERMOSA BEACH, CALIFORNIA PARADE

EMMETSBURG, CALIFORNIA PARADE

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA PARADE

ATLANTA, GEORGIA PARADE

GIRARDVILLE, GEORGIA PARADE

ELMHURST, ILLINOIS PARADE

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA PARADE

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA PARADE

DUBLIN, OHIO PARADE

HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA PARADE – Dunphy’s House of Bull

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI PARADE

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS PARADE

HOLYOKE, MASSACHUSETTS PARADE

SCITUATE, MASSACHUSSETTS PARADE

MANCHESTER, MASSACHUSSETTS PARADE

PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND PARADE

SOUTH MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA PARADE

RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA PARADE

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA PARADE

SAT. 18TH

‘THE WOLFE TONES”, live at Connolly’s Bar, 47TH and Madison, NYC
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

SAT. 18TH

“THE POGUES”, live at The Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.pogues.com

SUN. 19TH

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY PARADE – McGovern’s Pub, New Street

BAYONNE, NEW JERSEY PARADE

MYSTIC, CONNECTICUT PARADE

MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE PARADE

GLEN COVE, NEW YORK PARADE

PEARL RIVER, NEW YORK PARADE – The Saloon

TOKYO, JAPAN PARADE

OSLO, NORWAY PARADE

SUN. 19TH

“THE POGUES”, live at The Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.pogues.com

SAT. 25TH

ROCKVILLE CENTER, NEW YORK PARADE

SUN. 26TH

BAY RIDGE, BROOKLYN, NEW YORK PARADE

NORTH WILDWOOD, NEW JERSEY PARADE

APRIL

TUE. 04TH

“RUNRIG”, live at Nokia Theatre, Times Square, NYC
www.runrig.co.uk

SAT. 08TH

NYC TARTAN DAY PARADE – 6TH AVENUE
St. Andrew’s Pub, 44TH Street, Manhattan, NYC

THU. 13TH

THE CONCERT EVENT OF 2006!

“THE WOLFE TONES”, LIVE AT ULSTER HALL, BELFAST, IRELAND!
www.wolfetonesofficialsite.com

SUN. 16TH

UNITED IRISH INSTITUTE ANNUAL EASTER MARCH AND MASS
IN CELEBRATION OF THE 1916 EASTER UPRISING
From Military Park to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Newark, NJ
Organization founded by Jack Dunphy, my father
McGovern’s immediately after the mass, to bring the season to a close … (amen)

MON. 17TH Betty Ford.

Irish Rugby Football Union

Freak of the Week

The funny thing is, how can you have a Greatest Hits album when you only had 2 hits?

Rock & Roll Part II is played at almost every sporting event...Next time you hear it, remeber that Gary was caught in England and convicted of having child pornography, was expelled from Cambodia for unknown reasons (but apparently related to pedophilia) and is currently on trial in Viet Nam, where he moved after getting kicked out of Cambodia, for molesting little girls (ages 10 to 11)...Remember this and get sick to your stomach.

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****REMINDER****REMINDER****

Remember you are dust and upon death , Dust you shall return!

(Today is Ash Wednesday, so get your butt to church or at least see the Rev. and get a little sermon on the blog!)